So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed […]
The Best Funny Italian Jokes
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We have some of the best Italian Jokes here for you in our collection.
Italians are known for their mannerisms, gesticulations, horrendously bad driving and of course for their love of food. Who doesn’t love Pizza and Pasta, or like me fresh Parmesan Cheese.
Then you have the beauty of Italy, the majestic ruins from the Roman Empire, as well as the quaint medieval villages.
Let’s not forget also the Italian Americans, the Mob and of course excellent television series like The Sopranos.
We hope you enjoy this collection of Italian jokes.
Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. […]
Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from […]
Three Italian nuns died and went to heaven. Sure enough, St. Peter was there to greet them at the Pearly Gates. He said to the Italian nuns, “Sisters, you all […]
There was an incident this morning when five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stopped them and told them: “Itsa illegala to […]
Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into […]
It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide […]