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The Best Funny Israel Jokes

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Israel, “The Holy Land”, one of the oldest civilisations in the world (according to the history books when I was at school at least).

You would expect some really old jokes to come from a really old region like this, and we have added some of the best Israel jokes here for you to enjoy.

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Old Mrs Weiss

When old Mrs Weiss was well into her eighties, she decided that she would like to move to Israel. As part of the preparations for her long journey, she went to see her doctor and get all her medical records. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she […]

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History Jokes

The Israeli Mummy

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel, when he came upon a casket that contained a mummy. Now, since this was a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least, having examining the mummy, he called the curator of the Israel Museum in Jerusalem. “I have […]