Father O’Reilly, the parish priest of a small church in the Chicago suburbs, received a call from the IRS. He answered the phone and the person at the other end asked, “Hello, is this Father O’Reilly?” “It is”, Father O’Reilly replied. “I am Jim Robertson and I am calling from […]
The Best Funny IRS
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The old pastor lay dying. While he was lying on his deathbed, he sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived at the hospital, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the old pastor held […]
Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a new pair of dress shoes, size eight. The obviously well trained salesman says to him, “But sir, by just looking at your feet, you should need a size eleven or eleven and a half”. “Just bring me a size […]
The IRS rejected a tax return from a man who lived in New Jersey, after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?”, the man had written: 9.5 million illegal immigrants 1.1 million crack heads3.4 million unemployable scroungers […]
A father walked into the market to do some shopping, accompanied by his ten year- ld son who kept repeatedly spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they were walking through the market, someone bumped into the boy at just the wrong moment and […]