Flanagan and Murphy are two Irishmen who had signed up as mercenaries to fight for the rebels in a South American republic. Now, captured by government troops, they face a firing squad. “Is there any last word you would like to say before you are shot?”, the captain of the […]
The Best Funny irishmen
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Two Irishmen emmigrated to Canada and landed themselves jobs as lumberjacks at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yelled out “Michael, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Michael. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny […]
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere. They sit themselves down at the bar, when one of […]
Two Englishmen were walking through the woods with a large Salmon under each arm when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Donald. “Hey those look like some some wonderful salmon my friends, where did you get them?” Michael asked. “Don’t tell anyone”, replied the Englishmen, “but we’ve been poaching salmon, […]