The Best Funny Irishman Jokes

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Irishmen are stereotyped to be stupid and as a result they are often the topic of some really funny Irish jokes. Of course not all Irishmen are stupid or dumb, and some have been known to play on this stereotyping to get their own back. Here are some terrific funny jokes about Irishmen for you.

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Avoid Hiring An Irishman

A company had advertised an office vacancy and the boss was getting ready to interview the prospective candidated for the position. Murphy decided to apply for the job and reported […]

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Chauffeurs

Chauffeurs are something special aren’t they. You get given a smart uniform, a flashy car to drive and keep clean, and you get paid for the privilege. An Englishman, an […]

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Cheating Wives

This is what happens when men get together and start talking about their cheating wives. Three lads, all of them a sandwich short of a picnic, got to talking amongst […]

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Distressed Irishman

An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked […]

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Irishman Goes To Confession

An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. “Father”, he says to the priest, “it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny […]

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Two Irish Drunks

A police officer was on patrol one night in a small town in County Galway when he saw two Irish drunks, who had both obviously had a skinful, judging by […]

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A Night Of Heavy Drinking

After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen staggered home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the cemetery. As creepy as it sounds, walking through […]

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Irish Drinking Buddies

Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to […]

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Drunk Again

Patrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock. Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in […]

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A Blonde Guy Joke

This might just be first blonde guy joke.  For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… So an Irishman, a Mexican and a […]

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Irishman At The Olympic Games

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were all without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games, but hoped to be able to talk their way in at […]

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Digging Up Potatoes

An Irishman was busy at work in the fields, digging up potatoes. Idly, an American tourist watched the Irishman dig and turn over the soil, time after time. Eventually, curiosity […]