Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always loved the circus from when he was a child and hadn’t been to one in years. He enjoyed the performance […]
The Best Funny Irishman Jokes
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An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few lattes, the Greek stated with superiority, “Well, my ancestors built the Parthenon, it’s a marvel of engineering”, arching his eyebrows […]
Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his chicken’s eggs for his breakfast. One morning, he looked into his garden and saw that the chicken […]
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman said, “I believe that the fastest thing in life is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash”. […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
As it’s clearly not politically correct to direct a joke at any particular ethnic minority these days, here is one ethnic minority joke that should upset just about everyone: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Southerner, […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at a table in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each Guinness in turn. When he had […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what they were doing, bringing in their own food to eat instead of buying food from the bar, the barman walked […]
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives were playing a round of golf on a windy day. The Englishman’s wife stepped up to the tee and as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed that she wasn’t wearing […]
Two Irishmen were walking along a street in London, browsing in all the shop windows that they passed. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, “Suits @ £5.00 each, Shirts @ £2.00 each, trousers @ £2.50 per pair”. […]
I guess you could call this short story a wee break from the golf course. Read on and you will see what I mean. Rory McIlroy was driving through his home country of Northern Ireland, when he realised he needed to take a wee break. So, he drove his new […]