The Best Funny Irishman Jokes

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Irishmen are stereotyped to be stupid and as a result they are often the topic of some really funny Irish jokes. Of course not all Irishmen are stupid or dumb, and some have been known to play on this stereotyping to get their own back. Here are some terrific funny jokes about Irishmen for you.

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The Irishman And The Elephant

Have you heard the tale of the Irishman and the elephant? Well, the circus came to town and an Irishman went to the circus one afternoon as he had always […]

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An Irishman And A Greek

An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks. After a few […]

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The Irishman, The Englishman And The Egg

Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he would look in his garden and pick up […]

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The Fastest Thing In Life

An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman […]

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An Irishman And A Mormon

It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, […]

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Ethnic Minority Joke

As it’s clearly not politically correct to direct a joke at any particular ethnic minority these days, here is one ethnic minority joke that should upset just about everyone: An […]

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Running Down A Railway Track

An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he […]

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Three Pints Of Guinness

An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at […]

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Sandwiches

Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what […]

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Playing Golf On A Windy Day

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives were playing a round of golf on a windy day. The Englishman’s wife stepped up to the tee and as she […]

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Two Irishmen Shopping

Two Irishmen were walking along a street in London, browsing in all the shop windows that they passed. Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign […]

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A Wee Break From The Golf Course

I guess you could call this short story a wee break from the golf course. Read on and you will see what I mean. Rory McIlroy was driving through his […]