Two Irishmen flew to Canada as they wanted to go on a hunting trip. On arrival, they chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies where they would spend a week moose hunting. They managed to bag 6 moose in total during the week, and were really pleased […]
Jokes tagged as: Irish Jokes
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The priest of a small Irish church said to his congragation, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” So Seamus got in line and when it was his turn, the priest said to him “Seamus, what do you […]
The boss of an Irish building crew ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set about digging a hole that was eight feet deep, which took him quite some time and effort. After the job was completed, the boss returned […]
Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning […]
A man walks into a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman: “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you walking or driving?”, asks the barman. “Driving’, says the man. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barman.
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding
A doctor is making his rounds in a Dublin Hospital
Irish Jokes – A Dubliner boards a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork.
Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. An Irish joke…
Murphy and Casey run into each other while walking their dogs. Murphy suggests lunch. Casey says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, Murphy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maitre’ d stops them, saying, “Sir, you can’t bring your dog in here.” “But […]
