Two Irishmen flew to Canada as they wanted to go on a hunting trip. On arrival, they chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies where they would spend a week moose hunting. They managed to bag 6 moose in total during the week, and were really pleased […]
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The priest of a small Irish church said to his congragation, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” So Seamus got in line and when it was his turn, the priest said to him “Seamus, what do you […]
The boss of an Irish building crew ordered one of his men to dig a hole that was eight feet deep. So the workman set about digging a hole that was eight feet deep, which took him quite some time and effort. After the job was completed, the boss returned […]
Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning […]
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come across an up-market looking Irish pub, which has a mirrored wall along one side and flashing lights everywhere. They sit themselves down at the bar, when one of […]
A man walks into a bar in Cork, Ireland, and asks the barman: “What’s the quickest way to Dublin?” “Are you walking or driving?”, asks the barman. “Driving’, says the man. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barman.
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding
So these three dead bodies all turn up at a mortuary in Dublin, and they all have very big smiles on their faces. The coroner examines them all and then calls the police to tell them what has happened. “The first body is that of Jacques Dupont” the coroner said. […]
Murphy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit
A doctor is making his rounds in a Dublin Hospital