Two Irishmen emmigrate to Canada and land themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before the morning break, Patrick yells out “Mick, come ‘ere, I’ve lost me finger!” “Have you now,” said Mick. “And how did you do that then?” Patrick replied “Well I just touched this big, shiny spinning […]
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Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding
A Dubliner boards a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. “It’s about 2 hours,” says the driver. “Thanks,” says the Dubliner. “Well then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?” The driver is now a little angry, and says “It’s […]
Mick was meeting a friend at the pub and as he went in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. An Irish joke…
Murphy and Casey run into each other while walking their dogs. Murphy suggests lunch. Casey says, “They won’t let us in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, Murphy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maitre’ d stops them, saying, “Sir, you can’t bring your dog in here.” “But […]
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do, Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to […]
