Jokes tagged as:  insurance

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Fire

Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]

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The Insurance Company Manager

An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty customers like you.” The customer, Mr. Jones, was rather astonished to hear this. He said to the manager, “Wow, well […]

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The British Museum

A novice insurance agent visited the British Museum, and while he was there, he accidentally knocked over a statue. Hearing the tremendous crash, the museum curator practically ran up to the man and said to him, “That’s a two thousand year old statue that you’ve broken!” The insurance agent replied, […]