Two Jewish men were having a meal in a Indian restaurant in New York. Moishe thought for a minute, then turned to his friend Abraham and asked, !Hey Abe, do you think there are there any people of our faith who were born and raised in India?” Abraham replied, “I […]
The Best Funny indian jokes
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One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
A very distinguished looking Indian lady walked into a tattoo shop and sat down, waiting to be served. The owner of the shop, who was amazed to see such a sophisticated lady in his shop, ran over immediately and asked if he could help her. To his shock and utter […]
There were these two Indian junkies who were down on their luck. Both were desperate for another fix, but they had no money, and all attempts to beg, steal or borrow had left them not so high and dry. They raided the cupboards in the house one final time, and […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: