My Mother has been a little overweight for years but always found it really hard to diet. One day I found her in the kitchen, in the middle of an “on again” phase of her “on again, off again” diet plan. Now my Mother loves anything sweet and this day […]
The Best Funny ice cream
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This is a short story about saying Grace and ice cream. The relevance of the two? Read on and you will see. Sometimes I think that we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six year-old grandson asked if he […]
A penguin was on vacation and driving through Arizona when he noticed that the oil pressure light had come on. He got out of the car to look and sadly he saw oil dripping out of the engine. So he drove to the nearest town and stopped at the first […]
You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this joke about the ice cream man. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke and we hope you enjoy it….. The ice cream van belonging to Angelo, […]
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and pulled himself slowly, and what looked like painfully even, up onto a stool at the counter. After taking a few minutes to allow him to catch his breath, the waitress went over to him and he ordered a […]
A couple in their nineties were suffering with memory loss, both of them were frequently having problems remembering things, even just everyday things. Take my word for it, it’s no fun being forgetful. Now I’m not sure exactly what word that is, I forgot! But anyhow, where was I… During […]
Here is a bit of kitchen wisdom for you, some great tips for helping to keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream […]
A young boy walks into a barbers shop, and the barber, on seeing him come in, whispers to the customer whose hair he is cutting, “This has to be the dumbest kid in the world, watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one […]
This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet itself helps you to lose weight or not, but it definitely helps to combat stress. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice […]
Little Henry rushed home from school one day, opened the freezer and was in the process of scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream into a bowl when his mother walked into the kitchen. She said to him, “Put that away Henry! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too […]