Jokes tagged as:  ice cream

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The Ice Cream Man

You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke….. Angelo the ice cream man’s van is parked at the side of the road. The lights are flashing, the […]

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Ice Cream Parlour

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour, and pulled himself slowly, and what looked like painfully even, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?” “No,” he replied, “Arthritis.” Image used under a Collective Commons […]

Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream

Little Henry rushes home from school, opens the freezer and is in the process of scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Henry! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.” […]