So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that […]
The Best Funny Husband Jokes
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Looking for husband jokes? We have lots of those here for you.
As a husband I am always getting into trouble, I am sure you know exactly what I mean. Wives just so often seem to have it in for us husbands don’t they. This is our collection of husband jokes. We hope you get a good laugh out of them.
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Mary was fed up with the fact that her husband Derek was overweight, so she put him on the spot and asked him why he wasn’t doing anything about shedding […]
The small tropical island was becoming really getting overcrowded, so a population control program was introduced by the government to try and reduce the birth rate. The medical team on […]
An older Jewish gentleman and a younger Jewish lady fell very much in love and got married. However, there was a problem in their relationship, since no matter what the […]
Here’s a lovely story for you, about an old man married to a much younger woman. Hubert was an old man who had been married to a much younger woman […]
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, […]
An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed […]
What is a Bachelor? A Bachelor, or Batchelor as it’s commonly spelled in the UK, is a single person and often one who wants to remain unmarried, not being tied […]
A man and his wife, who had nagged him constantly throughout their married life, went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were there in Jerusalem, the wife passed away. Arranging […]
Carpooling can be great can’t it, allowing you to share the task of driving to work or in this case, take it in turns taking your children to events. But […]
When Dolores got married, she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband never to open it. After over fifty years of marriage, she was confined to […]
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became […]