As a husband I am always getting into trouble, I am sure you know exactly what I mean. Wives just so often seem to have it in for us husbands don’t they. This is our collection of husband jokes. We hope you get a good laugh out of them.
A married couple were out walking one day, when they came upon an old wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The wife decided that she would make a wish as well, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well and […]
The Best Funny Husband Jokes
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As a husband I am always getting into trouble, I am sure you know exactly what I mean. Wives just so often seem to have it in for us husbands don’t they. This is our collection of husband jokes. We hope you get a good laugh out of them.
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This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband asked his new wife, “Do […]
A doctor had been examining a woman who was rushed to the Emergency Room. He took her husband aside and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all”. “Me neither docor”, her husband said, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids”. Image used […]
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there was no answer. She tried the door, which was unlocked, so she decided to walk in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law, lying […]
A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
After three years of marriage, Holly was still intrigued by things she had heard and trying to find out about her husband’s lurid past life. “Come on, tell me”, she asked him for what must have been the thousandth time. “I know you have been with a lot of woman […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was to be in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in his pickup truck, the new bride saw two cows having sex. She turned and asked her […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of her taxi and quietly approached the house, then opened the front door, took her coat off and kicked of her shoes. As quietly as she could, […]
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years. It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some […]
