A woman woke up in the middle of the night, to find that her husband was missing from their bed. Listening to the stillness of the house, she thought could hear a muffled sound downstairs. So, she carefully crept downstairs and looked all around, but she could still not find […]
Jokes tagged as: husband
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Her husband was not home after work at his usual hour, and his wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. She was by this time a little worried, and debated whether to call in a missing person report to the police. Finally, about 3am, she heard a […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]
Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men. They decided that night, all three would wear black leather […]
Harold had just finished eating his breakfast and as usual was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily paper. He came across an article about an actress who was about to marry a football player, known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge, as well as for […]
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”