With a very seductive voice the sensual wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband, wondering what she had up her sleeve, so to speak. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, […]
Jokes tagged as: Husband Jokes
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A woman was really ripping into her husband with even more than her usual dose of venom, telling him, “You’re an idiot!” She continued having a go at him, really putting him down with, “You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot […]
Bob and his wife were at a Marriage Seminar, where the topic for the way was dealing with communication. Bob and his wife Louise listened to the instructor, who was stressing how important it was that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes. The instructor motioned to Bob […]
A prospective jury in a Dallas District Court were surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter that they were given, prior to their being selected for a murder trial. Voluntary Manslaughter is an intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion, arising from […]
A husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. His wife had literally vanished. He got very worried, especially as they had only been married for a few months, so he contacted all of his friends to help search for his wife. Sadly, despite having searched […]
A husband and wife are having marital problems, so they arrange an appointment with a marriage counselor. First, the wife goes in and speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks her, “You say you have been married for 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?” The wife […]
Over breakfast one day, a wife asked her husband what he would do if she were to suddenly die. The husband thought for a minute and then replied, “I would most likely die too”. Completely surprised at his answer, the wife asked him, “Why?” The husband replied, “Well, you know […]
Dolores was a really fertile woman and ended up with a rather large family. It seemed that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she also gave birth to twins and […]
The wife was in the kitchen cooking them boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and immediately she turns to him and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”. Her husband, thinking it’s his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table, spreads her legs […]
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions about her sex life, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked her, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face […]
