“Margaret”, her friend Helen asked thoughtfully one day, “what would you do if you caught your husband cheating with another woman?” “Another woman with MY husband?”, Margaret replied, “I’ve never thought about it, let me think…” So Margaret thought it over, and said to her friend, “Let’s see. First, I […]
Jokes tagged as: husband
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose the perfect husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the […]
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted a video recording of his wife’s activities so he could see for himself what she was getting up to. A week later, the private detective […]
A woman woke up in the middle of the night, to find that her husband was missing from their bed. Listening to the stillness of the house, she thought could hear a muffled sound downstairs. So, she carefully crept downstairs and looked all around, but she could still not find […]
Her husband was not home after work at his usual hour, and his wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. She was by this time a little worried, and debated whether to call in a missing person report to the police. Finally, about 3am, she heard a […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]
Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress. As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men. They decided that night, all three would wear black leather […]
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a […]
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off the shelf, and wanders on over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. […]
