As a husband I am always getting into trouble, I am sure you know exactly what I mean. Wives just so often seem to have it in for us husbands don’t they. This is our collection of husband jokes. We hope you get a good laugh out of them.
“Didn¹t you suspect burglars had been in your house when you saw all the drawers had been pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” the police officer asked the woman. “No”, she replied, “I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt. Image used […]
The Best Funny Husband Jokes
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As a husband I am always getting into trouble, I am sure you know exactly what I mean. Wives just so often seem to have it in for us husbands don’t they. This is our collection of husband jokes. We hope you get a good laugh out of them.
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car as there was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. The wife got out of the car to see if the baby skunk was still […]
Just in case you were wondering what the eight qualities of a perfect husband were: BraveIntelligentGentlePoliteEnergeticNuttyIndustriousSensitive And if all else fails, well … just read the CAPITAL LETTERS only. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-oevoi
Bob and Delores had been married for thirty years and on their wedding anniversary, she asked her husband to describe her. Bob looked at her for a minute, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” Delores asked him, “What does that mean?” Her […]
Desperately trying to find a way to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, […]
The lawyer’s office received a call from an elderly spinster, who told the receptionist that she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. The elderly spinster replied, […]
There were these two keen lady anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of the boat. One day, in frustration, the other lady asked her what her secret was. She responded, “Well, before I […]
Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the Italian woman told her lover that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed […]
A married couple were out walking one day, when they came upon an old wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin. The wife decided that she would make a wish as well, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well and […]
This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband asked his new wife, “Do […]