A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
The Best Funny Husband Jokes
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After three years of marriage, Holly was still intrigued by things she had heard and trying to find out about her husband’s lurid past life. “Come on, tell me”, she asked him for what must have been the thousandth time. “I know you have been with a lot of woman […]
How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands. Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives. While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was to be in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in his pickup truck, the new bride saw two cows having sex. She turned and asked her […]
A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, drinking and dining with some of her friends. She got our of her taxi and quietly approached the house, then opened the front door, took her coat off and kicked of her shoes. As quietly as she could, […]
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years. It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some […]
A woman walked into the kitchen of their house to find her husband standing in the kitchen holding a fly swatter. He was standing still, the fly swatter held up as if ready to strike. “What on earth are you doing?” his wife asked him. “I’m hunting flies” her husband […]
A woman went on a television game show and was trying to win the jackpot prize which was one hundred thousand dollars. She kept getting question after question right and the prize money kept building up. Finally, she got to the last question and the host said, “Okay, now for […]
Some newly married friends of ours were spending a few days with us, when the topic of children came up in conversation. You know how newlyweds can be, full of great ideas, often ones they have spent years dreaming about, but as anyone who has been married for a while […]
So, this man was in a really unhappy marriage, so he found a hitman and asked him to kill his wife. Now we all know (or at least should know) that there are other ways to sort marital problems out, so don’t do this at home folks and for those […]
