A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
Jokes tagged as: Husband Jokes
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A newlywed couple are having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his new wife, who lay sprawled on the couch, sobbing uncontrollably. No matter what her husband said, she just kept on […]
If you want to know what it’s like to be married for 20 years, have a read of this. If you have been married for 20 years, it’s quite likely that you can identify with this. A woman went upstairs and noticed that her husband was standing on the bathroom […]
One day, my husband, who is totally naive when it comes to housework, decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted out to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends”, I replied, “what does it say on your […]
Do you believe in marital bliss? If you are married or have been married, did you imagine that life would just be wonderful all the time? Did you think that there would be no arguments, you would both live happily ever after, just living the perfect life? If you did […]
A woman wanted to get in touch with her husband at work, so she tried to call him on his mobile phone. To her dismay, she discovered that she was out of credit, so she asked her young son if he could use his own phone to call him and […]
A bride to be had a talk with her mother the night before her wedding, asking her, “Mom, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy”. Her mother took a deep breath and thought hard over how to make her response to her daughter. She […]
With a very seductive voice the sensual wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband, wondering what she had up her sleeve, so to speak. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, […]
A woman was really ripping into her husband with even more than her usual dose of venom, telling him, “You’re an idiot!” She continued having a go at him, really putting him down with, “You have always been an idiot. You’ll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot […]
Bob and his wife were at a Marriage Seminar, where the topic for the way was dealing with communication. Bob and his wife Louise listened to the instructor, who was stressing how important it was that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes. The instructor motioned to Bob […]
