A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like […]