As a bagpiper, I have played at many different occasions, but the strangest thing of all happened to me recently when I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man in Kentucky.
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like […]
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to […]
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A […]