A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
The Best Funny hotel
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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later, the desk clerk gets a call from the same man, who is sounding even drunker. “What time […]
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll call and get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under “Escorts and Massages.” He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling […]
It was their wedding night and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel suite, both had got undressed and they had just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing”, the groom said as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. […]
I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going up and down in the elevators and it’s a sure fire recipe for people bumping into each other or having […]
Marjorie really enjoyed sunbathing at the luxury hotel where she was staying, as it had a roof terrace. She enjoyed it so much, in fact, that she spent most of the week up there. Not only could she sunbath in peace, because there was nobody else up there, but it […]
Three colleagues were attending a business convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the […]
An American businessman went on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he wasn’t too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he had heard a lot about the weird things that they eat, like raw fish, insects and rats etc. So having checked into […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, one over cooked egg, […]