A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when […]
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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About […]
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll call and get one of those girls you see advertised […]
It was their wedding night and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel suite, both had got undressed and they had just got into bed. I must insist […]
I wonder how often there is a hotel lobby incident. Let’s face it, some hotels, probably most hotels, have a lot of people coming and going through the lobby, going […]
Marjorie really enjoyed sunbathing at the luxury hotel where she was staying, as it had a roof terrace. She enjoyed it so much, in fact, that she spent most of […]
Three colleagues were attending a business convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get […]
An American businessman went on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he wasn’t too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he had heard […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the […]