Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker tables were so high, they decided to go to a bar and have a few drinks. At the bar they […]
The Best Funny hotel
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To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went down to the hotel bar, which being a Saturday evening was fairly busy and he soon got chatting to a […]
A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, so thought that this would be a very interesting place to stay. He wondered what kinds of gadgets and technology […]
Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site that was quite a few miles away from home and as a result they were staying in a hotel and sharing a room. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]
An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy along a corridor and into a small room. As the door closed behind them, she looked around and shook […]
One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]
A tired traveler pulled into a hotel around midnight. He was very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asked the clerk for a single room. As the clerk filled out the paperwork, the man noticed a gorgeous woman who was sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. […]
A mathematics professor thought he would be clever and sent a text message to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that as you are 54 years old, I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]