The Best Funny hotel

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Just Married

So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that […]

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Two Dwarves

Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker […]

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Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary

To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel […]

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Saturday Evening

Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]

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Futuristic Hotel

A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, […]

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Shampoo

Paddy and Murphy were working on a building site that was quite a few miles away from home and as a result they were staying in a hotel and sharing […]

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The Las Vegas Strip

A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story […]

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First Time In The Big City

An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the […]

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The Hotel Desk Clerk

One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help […]

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Single Room

A tired traveler pulled into a hotel around midnight. He was very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asked the clerk for a single room. As the clerk […]

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The Mathematics Professor

A mathematics professor thought he would be clever and sent a text message to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that as you are 54 years old, I have […]