A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, so thought that this would be a very interesting place to stay. He wondered what kinds of gadgets and technology […]
The Best Funny hotel
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Paddy and Murphy were working on a construction site that was a few miles away from home and they were staying in a hotel. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going down to breakfast. Murphy shouted out to him, […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room. As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed. When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am […]
An elderly Southern woman was visiting the big city for the first time in her life. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy along a corridor and into a small room. As the door closed behind them, she looked around and shook […]
One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]
A tired traveler pulled into a hotel around midnight. He was very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asked the clerk for a single room. As the clerk filled out the paperwork, the man noticed a gorgeous woman who was sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later, the desk clerk gets a call from the same man, who is sounding even drunker. “What time […]
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll call and get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under “Escorts and Massages.” He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling […]