Paddy and Murphy were working on a construction site that was a few miles away from home and they were staying in a hotel. They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going down to breakfast. Murphy shouted out to him, […]
Jokes tagged as: hotel
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A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room. As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed. When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am […]
Mary Ellen was visiting the big city for the first time. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy, and as the door closed, she looked around and shook her fist at him. “Young man!”, she said, “I may be old and straight […]
One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. He is very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. He tells […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later, the desk clerk gets a call from the same man, who is sounding even drunker. “What time […]
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under “Escorts and Massages.” He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, […]
A man is crossing the hotel lobby, headed for the elevator and not fully paying attention to where he is going, when he accidentally bumps into an attractive well endowed woman. As he does so, his elbow ends up going into her ample breast. They are both quite startled at […]
