A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under “Escorts and Massages.” He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, […]
Jokes tagged as: hotel
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A man is crossing the hotel lobby, headed for the elevator, when he accidentally bumps into an attractive well endowed woman. As he does so, his elbow ends up going into her ample breast. They are both quite startled at what happened. The man turns to her and says “Lady, […]
Marjorie really enjoyed sunbathing at the luxury hotel where she was staying, as it had a roof terrace. She enjoyed it so much, in fact, that she spent most of the week up there. Not only could she sunbath in peace, because there was nobody else up there, but it […]
Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the hotel […]
A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is […]