A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
Jokes tagged as: hotel
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A desk clerk at a hotel gets a phone call at 3am from a drunk man, asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon,” answers the clerk. About an hour later, the desk clerk gets a call from the same man, who is sounding even drunker. “What time […]
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, “I’ll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under “Escorts and Massages.” He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, […]
A man is crossing the hotel lobby, headed for the elevator, when he accidentally bumps into an attractive well endowed woman. As he does so, his elbow ends up going into her ample breast. They are both quite startled at what happened. The man turns to her and says “Lady, […]
Marjorie really enjoyed sunbathing at the luxury hotel where she was staying, as it had a roof terrace. She enjoyed it so much, in fact, that she spent most of the week up there. Not only could she sunbath in peace, because there was nobody else up there, but it […]
Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the hotel […]
A guest in a posh hotel came down to breakfast one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the menu and said to the waiter, “I’d like one under cooked egg so that it’s running, and one over cooked egg that it’s tough and […]