The Best Funny Hospital Jokes

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Nobody likes getting sick and ending up in hospital, so here to take the edge of things is a great collection of funny hospital jokes. Don’t let sickness get you down, check out our great jokes about doctors, nurses and hospitals.

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Brain Transplant

In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, anticipating the latest update from the doctors. Finally, the doctor came into the […]

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The Roller Coaster Accident

A man was riding on a roller coaster at a theme park and had an accident. The next thing he knows, he is in hospital. He is in a lot […]

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Medical Rounds

While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor pointed out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” the Doctor said, “this […]

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Italian Neighbor

A man was paying a visit to his Italian neighbor, who just had a very serious traffic accident and was in hospital. He didn’t look too good, with his arms […]

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Making The Rounds

While he was making his hospital rounds with a group of medical students in a Dublin Hospital, the doctor beckoned them over to look at an x-ray. “As you can […]

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The Surgeon

Doing rounds in the hospital, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling out, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” “Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague. Her colleague […]

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Hand Surgery

A doctor went to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient had major hand surgery to both of his hands during a procedure that had taken a […]

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Hospital Stay

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and went in for coronary surgery. The operation was performed by one of the best surgeons in the hospital. All went well and […]

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Preaching Isn’t Really That Hard

This is a short story to just show that preaching isn’t really all that hard. A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the […]

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So You Think You Are Having A Bad Day!

So you think you are having a bad day! Well, your day might not be all that bad if you consider these woeful tales of other people’s bad days… A […]