Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”. “What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his […]
The Best Funny Hospital Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny hospital jokes and jokes about doctors, nurses and various illnesses and ailments for you to enjoy.
Nobody likes getting sick and ending up in hospital, so here to take the edge of things is a great collection of funny hospital jokes. Don’t let sickness get you down, check out our great jokes about doctors, nurses and hospitals.
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