A man has been in hospital for 30 years when suddenly he wakes up from his coma. After waking up, he gets assessed by a team of specialists, who agree that his medical condition is stable, and he will be able to go home. A few days later, the man […]
Jokes tagged as: Hospital Jokes
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If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
Barbara’s husband was in a hospital bed and he was in a coma. The doctors weren’t really sure what was wrong with him, but he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but Barbara was by his bedside every single day. One […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
A sweet old grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, my dear. What’s their name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice […]
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor that offered a […]
Hospital regulations require that a wheelchair be used for patients when they are being discharged. While I was working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman who was already dressed, and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. The gentleman insisted that he didn’t need […]
A young man is lying in bed in the hospital after his operation, with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears, and explains to him that she is there to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse”, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, […]
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards”, said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He […]
There were two young boys in hospital, laying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room, waiting to have surgery done. The first young boy leans over and asks the other one, “What are you in here for?” The second young boy turns to him and says, “I’m […]
