The Best Funny Hospital Jokes

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Nobody likes getting sick and ending up in hospital, so here to take the edge of things is a great collection of funny hospital jokes. Don’t let sickness get you down, check out our great jokes about doctors, nurses and hospitals.

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Restroom Buttons

Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose […]

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Why Women Go Through Menopause

I think I figured out why women go through menopause as they get older. I know menopause is a frustrating time for women, with the hot sweats, hormones all over […]

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Murphy’s Fingers

So, Murphy was working at the fish processing plant in County Cork when he had an accident and managed to cut off all ten of his fingers. He went off […]

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Get Well Soon

A young boy sent a “get well soon” card to his grandfather who was in hospital. Inside the card he wrote this short message: Dear Grandpa,Mommy tells me that you […]

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Texas Billionaire

A Texas billionaire fell seriously ill and was taken into hospital. None of the doctors who examined him were able to figure out what was causing his illness. They had […]

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The Young Father To Be

“Just relax sir”, the nurse at the hospital kept telling the young father to be, but it made no difference. The young man’s pregnant wife was in labour, about to […]

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Grumpy Old Man

Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had […]

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Young Wife

A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high […]

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A Few Nights In Hospital

Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up […]

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The Birth Of My Newest Nephew

I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” […]

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Waking Up In Hospital

Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up […]

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Two Gay Men

We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no […]