We have a great collection of the best funny hospital jokes and jokes about doctors, nurses and various illnesses and ailments for you to enjoy.
Murphy was well known to be a grumpy old man. He complained about everything and everyone. Murphy was what you might call a “right miserable old sod”. When Murphy had to go to the hospital for minor surgery, he never stopped criticizing the room, the food, the noise, literally everything. […]
The Best Funny Hospital Jokes
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We have a great collection of the best funny hospital jokes and jokes about doctors, nurses and various illnesses and ailments for you to enjoy.
Nobody likes getting sick and ending up in hospital, so here to take the edge of things is a great collection of funny hospital jokes. Don’t let sickness get you down, check out our great jokes about doctors, nurses and hospitals.
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A redneck came home from work one day and found his young wife laying on the couch with a very swollen esophagus and neck and she had a really high fever. He immediately put young wife in his pickup truck and drove her to the emergency room of a local […]
Have I told you about this one time I had to spend a few nights in hospital? It happened a couple of years ago, I got sick and landed up in hospital. There was this one nurse there that that just drove me crazy. She was young and pretty, but […]
I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. He didn’t know where he was at first, but then […]
We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]
Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”. “What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his request. “Well Doctor, it’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done”, […]
A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
I was thinking about broken bones the other day and it reminded me of an occasion when I was leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital. During the tour, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]