I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
The Best Funny Hospital Jokes
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Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened? This man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. The doctor saw that he had regained conciousness and walked over to his bed so that he could check […]
We don’t have many gay jokes on The Laughline because we don’t want to offend anyone, but we hope you find this joke about two gay men funny and no offense intended to anyone. Ok, so two gay men were spending the day at the local zoo and were standing […]
A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
I was thinking about broken bones the other day and it reminded me of an occasion when I was leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital. During the tour, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
It was his wife’s 40th birthday and Liam watched as Elizabeth waltzed out of the bedroom, dressed in an old outfit that she dug out of the back of the closet. “Do you know”, she said to her husband, “I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means […]
A man has been in hospital for 30 years when for no apparent reason, he suddenly wakes up from his coma. After waking up, he gets assessed by a team of specialists, who agree that his medical condition is stable and he will be able to go home. A few […]
On her 40th birthday, the wife did a little dance and walked out of the bedroom, dressed in a really old evening dress that she had found in the back of her closet. “I wore this old dress on my 30th birthday! You know what? I guess that means my […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
