A man was just regaining conciousness in a hospital bed after a series of tests and his wife was sitting at his bedside. Her husband stirred in the hospital bed, his eyes fluttered open, he looked at her and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”. Flattered, his wife continued her vigil while […]
Jokes tagged as: Hospital Jokes
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I was thinking about broken bones the other day and it reminded me of an occasion when I was leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital. During the tour, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician. “Have you ever broken a bone?” he […]
An Irishman was running down a railway track when he noticed a train approaching from behind him. He ran faster and faster, in fact he ran as fast as he could, probably faster than he had ever run before, but eventually the inevitable happened and the train caught up with […]
A man has been in hospital for 30 years when suddenly he wakes up from his coma. After waking up, he gets assessed by a team of specialists, who agree that his medical condition is stable, and he will be able to go home. A few days later, the man […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
Barbara’s husband was in a hospital bed and he was in a coma. The doctors weren’t really sure what was wrong with him, but he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but Barbara was by his bedside every single day. One […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
A sweet old grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, my dear. What’s their name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice […]
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor that offered a […]
Hospital regulations require that a wheelchair be used for patients when they are being discharged. While I was working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman who was already dressed, and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. The gentleman insisted that he didn’t need […]
