A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]
The Best Funny horse
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A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What should I do?” The vet replied, “Well, I recommend that the next time he walks normally, sell him!” Image used […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. She turned […]
A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy”, the man replied, “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” Well, to cut a […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians capture them, tie the cowboy up and take him back to their camp. That night, the Indians have a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
Frank Johnson was strolling through the Sussex countryside one day, when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse that he had ever laid eyes on. It was a stallion, fully seventeen hands high and pure white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Frank Johnson struck a […]
Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding. Well, my ride all started ok, and everything was going fine, until the horse suddenly starts bouncing out of control. I tried […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale and so he decided to have a great livestock gieveaway, planning to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his […]
“Oh Doctor, please you have to help my husband, he has been acting really strange lately” a farmer’s wife said frantically. She continued, “He thinks he’s a racehorse. He wants to live in a stable. He walks on all fours, and he even eats hay instead of normal food.” The […]