A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy”, the man replied, “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” Well, to cut a […]
The Best Funny horse
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A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians capture them, tie the cowboy up and take him back to their camp. That night, the Indians have a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
Frank Johnson was strolling through the Sussex countryside one day, when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse that he had ever laid eyes on. It was a stallion, fully seventeen hands high and pure white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Frank Johnson struck a […]
Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding. Well, my ride all started ok, and everything was going fine, until the horse suddenly starts bouncing out of control. I tried […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land. So, he decided to go to every house in his town. To the households where the husband was the boss, he gave a horse. To the households where the wife was the boss, he […]
A ventriloquist who is visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local man, who is sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke “Good Day, do you mind if I talk to your […]
