A Texas rancher was driving through Mexico and stopped at the edge of the road to admire the scenery. He had been on the road for a few hours, he was getting stiff and tired and some parts of Mexico are undeniably beautiful. While he was standing there admiring the […]
The Best Funny horse
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A rancher went to the veterinarian seeking some advice about his horse. He said to the vet, “I have a horse that walks normally sometimes, but sometimes he limps. What should I do?” The vet replied, “Well, I recommend that the next time he walks normally, sell him!” Image used […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy”, the man replied, “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” Well, to cut a […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, thinking to broaden his knowledge of the Native American culture. Knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, the tourist asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar and ordered a beer, but when he finished […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians captured him, tied the cowboy up and took him back to their camp. That night, the Indians had a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
Frank Johnson was strolling through the Sussex countryside one day, when he saw a stable with the most beautiful horse that he had ever laid eyes on. It was a stallion, fully seventeen hands high and pure white, with rippling muscles and a fine, flowing mane. Frank Johnson struck a […]
Jeb was a farmer from Texas, where of course “everything is bigger” and he was on a visit to Ireland. Paddy was given the task of showing Jeb around the area and upon learning that Jeb was a farmer, Paddy proudly took him out to the country to show him […]
A lady from out East had ridden the railroad across the country and got off the train in a small town in the old Wild West to take a break during her long and arduous journey. While she was there, she thought that she would be adventurous and take a […]
I had a strange dream the other night where I was out in the old Wild West riding in a stagecoach. You know the kind I mean, with the driver perched precariously in front and they always used to belong to Wells Fargo in the old Western movies. Suddenly, a […]