One evening, not long after their honeymoon, John was out in the garage, welding some stuff for fun. Denise, his new wife, was standing there by the bench watching him with curiosity. After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking. Now that we are […]
Jokes tagged as: Honeymoon Jokes
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A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
This is a story of what happened to a young couple after their honeymoon was over. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon, which was truly special, the holiday of a lifetime. After they had been back at home for a few days, the bride called her […]
This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]
Arthur and Margaret Hill decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles. One day, they are driving their rental car along a rather deserted road in Transylvalia. It’s late, and it’s raining very hard. The rain is […]
An old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon. The groom is 87 and the bride is 86 years old. In the hotel room, the elderly bride slips into something sexy, crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom. He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself […]
It was their wedding night, and the bride and groom had checked into their hotel, undressed, and just got into bed. I must insist on knowing one thing,” said the groom as he lay beside his bride in the darkness of their honeymoon suite. “Am I the first man to […]
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, everyone had a great time. As a further step to reduce the price tag […]
