This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]
Jokes tagged as: honeymoon
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A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]
Arthur and Margaret Hill decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles. One day, they are driving their rental car along a rather deserted road in Transylvalia. It’s late, and it’s raining very hard. The rain is […]
A couple have just got married, and are riding in the back of a limousine on the way to begin their honeymoon cruise. The husband says to his new bride, “Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go off on the cruise.” “That’s a good […]
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. “Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about […]
This is the story of an trip that an Italian American couple from new York took by train from Grand Central Station to Florida. It was a really special trip for them because it was their honeymoon. After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped […]