So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
The Best Funny Honeymoon Jokes
Did you know that there are five kinds of sex during marriage? Yes indeed, there are five kinds of sex during marriage. If you don’t believe me, I have detailed these below and if you have been married for a while, or indeed like me been divorced, I’m sure you […]
To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]
A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
Hamish was at the pub getting drunk and bragging about how he was really tight with his money. With Scotsmen stereo-typically being miserly and reluctant to part with their money, this set the whole pub talking and all the men were boasting about their money saving exploits. “I am so […]
One evening, a few weeks after their honeymoon, Tim was sorting out his golfing equipment, ready for the golfing season to start. He had dug his clubs out of the garage and was busy cleaning them and re-arranging his golf bag, eagerly looking forward to meeting up with his golfing […]
This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband gave his new wife a […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
You know what it’s like guys, you get married, the little lady looks after you in every way, at least for a while. That’s when you know the honeymoon is over. My wife is a registered nurse, and once upon a time she used to fuss over every pain or […]
One evening, not long after the honeymoon had ended, John was out in the garage, welding some stuff for fun, which was something that he loved to do. Denise, his new wife of just a few weeks, was standing there by the bench watching him with curiosity. After a long […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]