So the young couple left the church where they had been just married, said farefell to their families and friends and drove a couple of hours to the hotel that they had booked for the first night of their honeymoon. The hotel had kindly left a bottle of champagne in […]
The Best Funny Honeymoon Jokes
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Do you like honeymoon jokes? Sometimes your honeymoon turns out to be a joke whereas your honeymoon is supposed to be the holiday of a lifetime, that time when you can finally wind down after the stressful planning of your wedding, and yet all too often things go wrong and your honeymoon doesn’t work out as planned.
Well, we have a honeymoon joke for that! In fact we have quite a few honeymoon jokes, some based on true stories and some purely fictional. We both you enjoy them, and please feel free to share the laughter with your friends.
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