Do you like honeymoon jokes? Your honeymoon is supposed to be the holiday of a lifetime, that time when you can finally wind down after the stressful planning of your wedding, and yet all too often things go wrong and your honeymoon doesn’t work out as planned.
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding they left for their honeymoon which was to be in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in his pickup truck, the new bride saw two cows having sex. She turned and asked her […]
The Best Funny Honeymoon Jokes
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Do you like honeymoon jokes? Your honeymoon is supposed to be the holiday of a lifetime, that time when you can finally wind down after the stressful planning of your wedding, and yet all too often things go wrong and your honeymoon doesn’t work out as planned.
Well, we have a joke for that! In fact we have quite a few honeymoon jokes, some based on true stories and some purely fictional. We both you enjoy them, and please feel free to share the laughter with your friends.
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You know what it’s like guys, you get married, the little lady looks after you in every way, at least for a while. That’s when you know the honeymoon is over. My wife is a registered nurse, and once upon a time she used to fuss over every pain or […]
One evening, not long after their honeymoon, John was out in the garage, welding some stuff for fun. Denise, his new wife, was standing there by the bench watching him with curiosity. After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking. Now that we are […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
This is a story of what happened to a young couple after their honeymoon was over. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon, which was truly special, the holiday of a lifetime. After they had been back at home for a few days, the bride called her […]
This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]
A gorgeous young lady decided that she wanted to get rich quick. She decided that the best way was to find herself a rich old man, and to screw him to death on their wedding night. Well, she found the perfect candidate, and they began courting and of course the […]
A young Japanese girl been taught all of her life, that when she married she was to please her husband and to never upset him. So, on the first morning of her honeymoon, the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love all night with her new husband. […]
Arthur and Margaret Hill decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles. One day, they are driving their rental car along a rather deserted road in Transylvalia. It’s late, and it’s raining very hard. The rain is […]
An old couple just get married and we have dropped in on them as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old. In the hotel room, the elderly bride slipped into something sexy, crawled into bed and waited […]
