To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon. They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their […]
The Best Funny Honeymoon Jokes
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away. Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know […]
A pair of Irish newlyweds were on their way to Dublin to spend a few days in the “big city” for their honeymoon. The bride, who was a rather shy girl, was a bit embarrassed that people might see that they were honeymooners. So, when she and her husband pulled […]
Hamish was at the pub getting drunk and bragging about how he was really tight with his money. With Scotsmen stereo-typically being miserly and reluctant to part with their money, this set the whole pub talking and all the men were boasting about their money saving exploits. “I am so […]
One evening, a few weeks after their honeymoon, Tim was sorting out his golfing equipment, ready for the golfing season to start. He had dug his clubs out of the garage and was busy cleaning them and re-arranging his golf bag, eagerly looking forward to meeting up with his golfing […]
This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can. They hadn’t been home very long when the husband gave his new wife a […]
A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
You know what it’s like guys, you get married, the little lady looks after you in every way, at least for a while. That’s when you know the honeymoon is over. My wife is a registered nurse, and once upon a time she used to fuss over every pain or […]
One evening, not long after the honeymoon had ended, John was out in the garage, welding some stuff for fun, which was something that he loved to do. Denise, his new wife of just a few weeks, was standing there by the bench watching him with curiosity. After a long […]
A wealthy businessman who was in his eighties married a gorgeous fashion model who was in her mid twenties. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba, but unfortunately, the old boy suffered a heart attack and ended up being rushed into hospital. When his young wife came to see him, […]
This is a story of what happened to a young couple after their honeymoon was over. A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon, which was truly special, the holiday of a lifetime. After they had been back at home for a few days, the bride called her […]
This married couple went on honeymoon to Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married […]