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The Best Funny Honesty Jokes
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We have a great collection of honesty jokes here for you and we hope you get a good laugh out of them.
What can we say about honesty? It’s usually the best policy, but not always as sometimes you can get into more trouble by being honest than not, but most of the time, being honest is the right thing to do.
We have some great jokes here about people not being honest as well as others where people own up to having told lies.
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