“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame. “Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect […]
The Best Funny homework
A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My history teacher suggested that I use the Internet for research and it’s been very helpful”. His Mother replied, “Really? That’s […]
It was time for Little Johnny to hand in his homework, so he gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. The teacher looked at the blank piece of paper and said “What is this?” Little Johnny repliedĀ “Please Miss, it’s a drawing of a cow eating grass” The teacher looked […]
This is a clear reminder that as a responsible parent you should always check your child’s homework before they hand it in to the teacher. As Mrs. Smith found out to her cost, not checking your child’s homework can lead to great embarrassment. Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify […]