St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. “Be thou hungry, Brigid?” God asked her. “I could eat”, she said. So, God opened a can of tuna, reached for a […]
Jokes tagged as: hell
5 posts
A man dies and to his disappointment he is sent to Hell. When he arrives, he finds that there is a different Hell for each country. He decides to try the German Hell to see what that is like, and when he arrives he asks “What do they do here?”. […]
An engineer dies, goes up to heaven and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, I see that you are an engineer. I’m sorry, but you have come to the wrong place.” So, the engineer heads downstairs, lots of them, mile after mile, hundreds […]
This is a hilarious stand up routine featuring Rowan Atkinson (best known for his roles as Mr. Bean and Blackadder) about welcoming newcomers to Hell.
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. … “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every […]
