The Best Funny hell

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A Man And His Dog

A man and his dog were walking along a deserted country road. The man was enjoying the tranquility and the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was […]

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The Irish Way Of Thinking

I do love the Irish way of thinking, don’t you? I mean, everything in life seems to have a moral or a purpose and whatever happens… well it happens. Take […]

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Home From A Date

A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few […]

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The Difference Between Heaven And Hell

Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from […]

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Whales

A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a […]

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The Dead Senator

With the Presidential election coming up very soon, here’s a good joke about a dead Senator that you will hopefully enjoy. A U.S. Senator was walking down the street one […]

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St. Brigid Of Kildare

St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her warmly at the Pearly Gates. “Be […]

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Sent To Hell

A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued […]

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A Successful Woman Executive Goes To Heaven

One day, while walking down the street, Susan, who was a highly successful woman executive, was tragically hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived up in Heaven, where […]

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An Engineer Dies…

An engineer dies, goes up to heaven and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, I see that you are an engineer.  I’m sorry, […]

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Welcome To Hell – Rowan Atkinson

This is a hilarious stand up routine featuring Rowan Atkinson (best known for his roles as Mr. Bean and Blackadder) about welcoming newcomers to Hell.

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Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. … “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether […]