You asked for jokes about handcuffs and we have responded with this, our collection of handcuff jokes.
The Sheriff of a small country town was walking along Main Street when he saw a sight that caused him to blink twice! There coming towards hom was a man with blonde hair, wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots but nothing else! Aside from his cowboy hat and cowboy […]
The Best Funny Handcuff Jokes
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You asked for jokes about handcuffs and we have responded with this, our collection of handcuff jokes.
Of course handcuffs were originally intended for use by police to help in their arrests, but they do have other uses when couples decide to get kinky. Ah I see you nodding there, got any stories to tell?
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A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned over and said quietly to him, “I have just one question for you. I also have a daughter who is […]
Sure that’s a quote from Monopoly, “Go To Jail, Go Directly To Jail” and who among us doesn’t recognise that from the popular board game? I’m sure the people being responded to in the quotes below are about to go directly to jail, or maybe indirectly via the court house, […]
A motorist was unknowingly caught speeding by one of the latest automated traffic cameras that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the post a speeding ticket for £40 and a photo of his car that had been taken by the traffic camera, all […]
A man woke up one morning and looked out of his bedroom window, finding to his utmost surprise that there was a gorilla in the tree in his back yard. He looked in the phone book and sure enough he found an advertisement for a “Gorilla Catcher”. So, he called […]