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The Best Funny Handcuff Jokes
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You asked for jokes about handcuffs and we have responded with this, our collection of handcuff jokes.
Of course handcuffs were originally intended for use by police to help in their arrests, but they do have other uses when couples decide to get kinky. Ah I see you nodding there, got any stories to tell?
Anyhow, we hope you enjoy this collection of handcuff jokes and please do share our pages if you get a good laugh out of them. We love helping people to have a laugh and you can help by sharing our posts. Thank you.
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