We have some brilliantly funny Haircut Jokes for you on The Laughline, some new ones, some old ones and some really old ones as well.
A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, so thought that this would be a very interesting place to stay. He wondered what kinds of gadgets and technology […]
The Best Funny Haircut Jokes
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We have some brilliantly funny Haircut Jokes for you on The Laughline, some new ones, some old ones and some really old ones as well.
Lots of things can happen when you get a haircut, whether it’s at the hairdresser, the barbers or at home. Or maybe it’s a funny story where people got their hair cut while away on holiday or on business, we have those too.
We hope you enjoy our collection of haircut jokes and please do share our posts with your friends if you enjoy them, to help us reach more people and spread some laughter around.
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A barber ran out of the barber shop and down to the nearest street corner where a policeman was standing. “Excuse me officer”, he asked, “have you seen a man running down the road in the last few minutes?” “No I haven’t”, the policeman replied, “what’s the problem?” “The lousy […]
Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive me and forget that this ever happened? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, […]
A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies. For a while […]
A man went to his local barbers shop to get a haircut a few days prior to going on a trip to Rome. He eagerly mentioned his trip to his barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re […]
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked the barber, “How long before I can get a haircut”? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours”. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the […]
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was really pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open […]
Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are: RULE ONE Never give yourself a haircut after three Margaritas. RULE TWO You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. […]