Murphy and Paddy were driving south from Dublin to Cork and they were both laughing and telling jokes as they were driving and were also drinking bottles of Guinness Stout. […]
The Best Funny Guinness Jokes
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We have a lot of Guinness jokes here, probably because we have over 200 Irish jokes on The Laughline and we know how much Irishmen love to drink Guinness.
There is something special about the dark stout with the creamy white head, and it’s the topic of so many great Irish jokes. We hope you enjoy the selection that we have here for you.
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It was late evening in a pub in County Cork in Ireland and the regulars were all toasting each other, Ireland and just about anything they could think of, all […]
So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]
Here’s a good joke about a Texan, an Irish pub and of course the best drink in Ireland, Guinness. Oh who am I kidding! It’s a terrible joke, but keep […]
Paddy and Seamus were having a few pints of Guinness in their local pub and discussing their sexual conquests with local women. Paddy bragged to Seamus, “You know Seamus, I […]
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down and having a few beers, while discussing what is the fastest thing in life. After much deliberation the Englishman […]
Two old Irishmen were in their local pub one night and had both downed quite a few pints of Guinness. It was pretty obvious to look at the pair of […]
An Irishman who looked like he was getting on a bit in years walked into a pub in Dublin, where he ordered three pints of Guinness. He then sat at […]
Murphy was driving home having been out having a few pints of Guinness, he was drunk and also speeding. On his way home that night, he got pulled over by […]
I can clearly remember my first drink with my son. Do you remember the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers […]
So, our favourite Irishman Murphy went into the confessional box one Sunday and had the surprise of his life. One wall of the confessional box was a fully equipped bar […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what […]