Jokes tagged as:  guinness

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Poisonous Mushrooms

“I was married 3 times” explained Paddy to Seamus, a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again”. After another long swig of his pint of Guinness, Paddy continued. “My first 2 wives died of eating poisonous mushrooms, and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” “That’s a […]

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Limericks And Poems For Saint Patricks Day

This is a collection of limericks and poems that were written to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day. The collection is a tribute to some talented writers who used to contribute to Associated Content. This was a highly successful website with thousands of talented contributors, but sadly, Associated Content is no more. The […]