A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and […]
The Best Funny Grocery Store Jokes
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We have some great funny Grocery Store Jokes here for you and hope that you enjoy them.
Anything can happen in the grocery store, whether it’s bumping into strange people or customers having conversations at the checkout.
See also our collection of Supermarket Jokes, we have some good ones there too.
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A greengrocer’s daughter named Lucy Had melons that were large, ripe and juicy She got plenty of stares As she showed off her wares And it sure was a sight […]
A grocer put up a sign outside his store that read “Eggplants. 25 cents each or three for a dollar”. All day long, customers came in exclaiming, “That is ridiculous! […]
A young boy was waiting outside the grocery store while his mother was doing the shopping. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, […]
Susan had been feeling poorly with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given […]
A man walked up to the cashier in a New Mexico grocery store and asked rudely, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounced it “joe-la-pen-oh” not “ha-la-peen-yo“. The […]
Doctor Johnson had the reputation of helping couples to increase the joy in their sex life. However, he promised only to take a case if he felt that he could […]
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks […]
When you next open a can of Carnation milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this… A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around […]
Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store. While they were in line at the checkout counter, Little Johnny says to his dad, “Dad, look at that man […]
This is a funny story about Joe’s boat. Now Joe kept pretty much to himself and he owned an old dilapidated boat. His identical twin brother John lived on the […]
Have you ever wondered what happens if you get a new credit card and as so many of us do, you forget to sign the back of it? A few […]