The Best Funny Grocery Store Jokes

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Anything can happen in the grocery store, whether it’s bumping into strange people or customers having conversations at the checkout.

See also our collection of Supermarket Jokes, we have some good ones there too.


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Eggplants

A grocer put up a sign outside his store that read “Eggplants. 25 cents each or three for a dollar”. All day long, customers came in exclaiming, “That is ridiculous! I should get four eggplants for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer gave in and packaged four eggplants for them. The […]