The Best Funny Grave Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2021We have a great collection of funny grave jokes here for you to enjoy and although graves and graveyards are a sad topic, we do hope you get some good laughs out of them.

Despite graves and cemeteries being associated with death and loved ones who have passed away, funny things do happen there, like burials that go wrong or people walking through a graveyard at night.

We do hope you enjoy these grave jokes and please do share our posts if you do.


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Funny Yard Display Pictures 2021

This Halloween like before we have managed to find some really funny yard display pictures for you to enjoy. We hope you get a good laugh out of these and […]

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Door To Door Salesman

One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the […]

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Murphy’s Wife’s Funeral

It was the day of Murphy’s wife’s funeral and together with his family and friends he was there at his wife’s grave for the burial service. The funeral service had […]

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Fearsome Arguments

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard […]

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A Walk Through A Cemetery On Halloween

A woman was taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend had dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she had decided to […]

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The Scottish Painter

The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One […]

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A Night Of Heavy Drinking

After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen staggered home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the cemetery. As creepy as it sounds, walking through […]

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Irish Drinking Buddies

Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to […]

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I’ve Got To Go!

Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to go, I REALLY have to go […]

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Why Did You Die

When Brian was at the cemetery to put some flowers on his Grandmother’s grave, he noticed a man who appeared to be very distraught. The man was in front of […]

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Flowers On The Grave

A man was at the cemetery and had just placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. He had started walking back toward his car, when his […]