We have a great collection of funny grave jokes here for you to enjoy and although graves and graveyards are a sad topic, we do hope you get some good laughs out of them.
This Halloween like before we have managed to find some really funny yard display pictures for you to enjoy. We hope you get a good laugh out of these and if you have any more funny yard display pictures that you think our readers might like, please do send them […]
The Best Funny Grave Jokes
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We have a great collection of funny grave jokes here for you to enjoy and although graves and graveyards are a sad topic, we do hope you get some good laughs out of them.
Despite graves and cemeteries being associated with death and loved ones who have passed away, funny things do happen there, like burials that go wrong or people walking through a graveyard at night.
We do hope you enjoy these grave jokes and please do share our posts if you do.
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the salesman that my husband and I had already discussed where we wanted to be buried and that we had already […]
It was the day of Murphy’s wife’s funeral and together with his family and friends he was there at his wife’s grave for the burial service. The funeral service had barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, which was followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning that […]
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever they had one of their fearsome arguments, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout at his wife, “When I die, I will dig my way […]
A woman was taking a vacation in Vienna at the end of October. A friend had dared her to walk through a cemetery on Halloween and she had decided to take her up on the dare. The woman had been walking through this somewhat creepy cemetery for a while. It […]
The story goes that some years ago there was a Scottish painter and decorator named Hamish McTaggart, who was always very interested in making a penny where he could. One way that he found he could do this was to thin down his paint to make it go just a […]
After a night of heavy drinking, two Irishmen staggered home from their country pub, intending to take a short cut through the cemetery. As creepy as it sounds, walking through the cemetery was a lot quicker than taking the road, even if it did mean walking past hundreds of graves […]
Patrick and Michael were a couple of Irishmen who had been drinking buddies and friends for years. One night, after having a few drinks in a bar, Michael said to Patrick, “You know Patrick, we have been friends for years and years, and if I should die before you do, […]
Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to go, I REALLY have to go pee and there isn’t a toilet anywhere near here!”. Her friend Mary Jane said that she had to go as […]
When Brian was at the cemetery to put some flowers on his Grandmother’s grave, he noticed a man who appeared to be very distraught. The man was in front of a gravestone several yards away and he was on his knees, hands tightly clasped in front of him, rocking back […]
A man was at the cemetery and had just placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother. He had started walking back toward his car, when his attention was diverted to another man who was kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound […]
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