The Best Funny Grass Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.pxfuel.com/en/free-photo-jnpcqGrass jokes is a bit of a strange topic I know, but when you think of it, there are lots of funny stories about grass in people’s gardens and yards as well as stories about drugs, with “grass” being slang for Cannabis of course.

A “grass” is also slang for someone who gives evidence to the police, so adding this all together, we have lots of funny grass jokes to add to our collection, which we hope you enjoy.

Got any more jokes you think we might like? Please let us know via Twitter or our Facebook Group/Page. Just search for “TheLaughline”.

Meanwhile, I had better get back to mowing the lawn, another source of funny grass jokes.


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Only One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, […]

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The Determined Lady Golfer

A determined lady golfer, especially if she is a real novice, well that’s something to see. This lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she […]

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Martinis!

Two colleagues were riding to work on the bus, when they both saw two dogs going at it on the grass. One man, who had been married for a while, […]

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An American Tourist in London

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at […]

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The Laboratory Rabbit

One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of […]

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Farmer Standing

A man was driving down a country road, when he spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. The farmer just appeared to be doing […]

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Eating Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy businessman was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men who were sitting by the side of the road, eating grass. He […]

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Torrential Rain

One night, a torrential rain storm caused major flooding in South Louisiana. The weather forecast had predicted bad storms with heavy rain for a couple of days and for once […]

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Little Johnny’s Artwork

It was time for Little Johnny to hand in his homework, so he gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. The teacher looked at the blank piece of paper […]