Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose […]
The Best Funny Grass Jokes
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Grass jokes is a bit of a strange topic I know, but when you think of it, there are lots of funny stories about grass in people’s gardens and yards as well as stories about drugs, with “grass” being slang for Cannabis of course.
A “grass” is also slang for someone who gives evidence to the police, so adding this all together, we have lots of funny grass jokes to add to our collection, which we hope you enjoy.
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Meanwhile, I had better get back to mowing the lawn, another source of funny grass jokes.
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A determined lady golfer, especially if she is a real novice, well that’s something to see. This lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball most of the time. At each swipe she […]
Two colleagues were riding to work on the bus, when they both saw two dogs going at it on the grass. One man, who had been married for a while, looked at his colleague and said, “Oh boy, I would give anything if I could do it to my wife […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, I know I have more than once. Sometimes, when you just have to go, there […]
One day, a laboratory rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his […]
A man was driving down a country road, when he spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. The farmer just appeared to be doing nothing, he was just standing there in the middle of the field of grass and the man thought that this […]
One afternoon, a wealthy businessman was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men who were sitting by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop the limousine, and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”, he asked […]
One night, a torrential rain storm caused major flooding in South Louisiana. The weather forecast had predicted bad storms with heavy rain for a couple of days and for once the forecasters were right. The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes […]
It was time for Little Johnny to hand in his homework, so he gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. The teacher looked at the blank piece of paper and said “What is this?” Little Johnny replied “Please Miss, it’s a drawing of a cow eating grass” The teacher looked […]