This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and […]
The Best Funny Grass Jokes
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Grass jokes is a bit of a strange topic I know, but when you think of it, there are lots of funny stories about grass in people’s gardens and yards as well as stories about drugs, with “grass” being slang for Cannabis of course.
A “grass” is also slang for someone who gives evidence to the police, so adding this all together, we have lots of funny grass jokes to add to our collection, which we hope you enjoy.
Got any more jokes you think we might like? Please let us know via Twitter or our Facebook Group/Page. Just search for “TheLaughline”.
Meanwhile, I had better get back to mowing the lawn, another source of funny grass jokes.
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