“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come up with a reason, but as so often happens with young children, they ask the strangest questions which you can’t […]
The Best Funny grandson
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One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it with water, he saw two big old eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket in a fright and […]
My grandson Sammy, has worn glasses since he was three years old. I will always remember when he was in the first grade and came home one day, obviously very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter, his mother asked, “Sammy, what happened at school today to upset […]
A Jewish grandmother was giving directions to her grandson who was on his way to visit her with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 12D. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow push button 12D. […]
Old Miss Annie was in her eighties and she was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to everyone by the whole community. Her grandson came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a […]
Old Mrs Johnson was sitting in her living room watching television one morning, when she heard the back door open and close and realised she had a visitor. Thinking that it must be her young grandson, she called out, “I’m in here, darling. I’ve been waiting for you”. There was […]
A man went to visit his grandfather who was 95 years old and living in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asked. “I’m feeling fine”” the old man replied. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they […]
A Jewish grandma and her grandson are at the beach when a tidal wave comes rushing towards the shore. Her grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, this huge wave appears from […]