Jokes tagged as:  grandpa

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Great Grandpa Eric

My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]

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Grandpa

One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa’s knee playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes my dear”, her grandpa replied. “Did God make you?”, she asked. “Yes he did, he made me too”, he replied. […]

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Frog Sound

A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like […]