My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]
Jokes tagged as: grandpa
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One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa’s knee playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes my dear”, her grandpa replied. “Did God make you?”, she asked. “Yes he did, he made me too”, he replied. […]
As usual on Christmas Day, Tommy’s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6 year old Tommy over, and starts asking him about school, girlfriends, and other stuff he can think of. After a while, grandpa notices that Tommy is loosing interest in the conversation, so he […]
One day, a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and Grandpa got out of it. The police officer explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the local park. “Why, Harold”, said Grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! How on earth […]
A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like […]
