The Best Funny Grandmother Jokes

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Grandmothers can be lovely old ladies can’t they. Older versions of your Mother but just as loving and kind if not even more.

There again, they could equally well be nasty old witches with a quick temper and nothing is ever right for them.

All this provided lots of fuel for some excellent Grandmother jokes and we have a good selection here for you.

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Little League Baseball

A Little League baseball team was playing one Saturday and after a while the coach had enough and called one of his baseball players aside, a young boy aged nine […]

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Being Taught The Bible By Her Grandmother

A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned. Her grandmother was […]

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How You And God Are Alike

“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come […]

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The Watering Hole

One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it […]

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The Virgin’s First Date

So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather […]

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Spending The Day With His Grandmother

A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and […]

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Grandma’s Letter

This is Grandma’s letter that I received in the mail yesterday and I still haven’t stopped laughing. You see, Gramdma is 88 years old and still drives her own car. […]

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Walk On Water

Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where it was said that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their […]

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The Things That Young Children Say

Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be […]

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Grandma

Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were away on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local […]

Nudist Colony

A middle aged man decided that it was time to change his lifestyle, so he moved into into a nudist colony, but he decided not to tell his family where […]

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Shopping With Grandma

A three year old girl went out clothes shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard […]