A Little League baseball team was playing one Saturday and after a while the coach had enough and called one of his baseball players aside, a young boy aged nine and asked him, “Do you understand what co-operation is?” The young boy nodded and said, “Yes coach”. The baseball team […]
The Best Funny Grandmother Jokes
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A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned. Her grandmother was really pleased with her granddaughter’s progress, until one day when she asked her this question: “Which virgin was the mother […]
“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come up with a reason, but as so often happens with young children, they ask the strangest questions which you can’t […]
One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it with water, he saw two big old eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket in a fright and […]
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and […]
A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to heaven?” His Grandmother replied, “Oh […]
This is Grandma’s letter that I received in the mail yesterday and I still haven’t stopped laughing. You see, Gramdma is 88 years old and still drives her own car. This is what she wrote: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and […]
Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where it was said that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, each of them had walked across the lake to the pub on the far […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it. Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet […]
Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were away on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local kids for a while, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two […]
A middle aged man decided that it was time to change his lifestyle, so he moved into into a nudist colony, but he decided not to tell his family where he had gone as he knew that they wouldn’t understand, especially his elderly grandmother who was really old fashioned and […]
A three year old girl went out clothes shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her. When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into […]