Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local kids for a while, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people […]
The Best Funny Grandmother Jokes
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A middle aged man decided that it was time to change his lifestyle, so he moved into into a nudist colony, but naturally he didn’t tell his family where he had gone, especially his elderly grandmother. Hoeever, not long after joining the nudist colony, he received a letter from his […]
A three year old girl went shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her. When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into the dressing […]
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grandson who is coming to visit her with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 12D. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow push button 12D. I will […]
My Grandma hated me at Christmas! Every year when I was growing up, we would travel north to spend Christmas at my Grandma’s house with the family. It was great fun spending Christmas with my cousins and we always had a great family Christmas party on Boxing Day with the […]
Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said “I’m so happy you’ve come to stay for the weekend Grandma”. He added, “Now maybe Pop will do the trick he has been promising Mommy”. “What trick is that, my dear?”, his grandma asked curiously. Little Johnny replied, “I heard […]
One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. Suddenly, Little Johnny finds an earthworm exiting its hole in the ground. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” His grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. […]
I was having a big argument with my grandma the other day. One minute we were there having a lovely conversation, and then the topic turned to money and that’s when it all took off. “You only care about my inheritance”, she shouted at me. “It’s not that Grandma”, I […]
One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date wearing a see through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, through a right old fit, telling her not to dare to go out like that! The teenager tells her grandmother: “Loosen up Grams. […]
You have to love this Grandma’s way of thinking. The doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old lady for most of her life finally retired, and she was asked to make an appointment with the new doctor to discuss the medications that had been prescribed for her. At […]
