A young man was walking up to his grandparents house, when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, naked from the waist down. Now he knew that his grandparents were getting on in years and old people do strange things, but this, to him at […]
I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him. As for […]
One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. Suddenly, Little Johnny finds an earthworm exiting its hole in the ground. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” His grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. […]
Two Irishmen, Murphy and Seamus were discussing life in general over drinks one night in a Dublin pub. The subject eventually got to old age, how long family members lived to, and what killed them off. “My grandfather lived to be 96,” says Murphy. “Ninety-six? That’s a fair old age. […]
Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ […]
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, busily munching candy bars one after another. After he had eaten the sixth candy bar, a man who had been observing him from the bench across from him said, “Son, you know that eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It […]
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