Grandfather jokes are in our collection and of course grandfathers are lovely aren’t they. Well, unless they are the bad tempered crotchety ones you sometimes hear about.
One day a little girl was sitting on her Grandfather’s knee, playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes my dear”, her Grandfather replied. “Did God make you as well?”, she asked. “Yes he did, he made me too”, […]
The Best Funny Grandfather Jokes
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Grandfather jokes are in our collection and of course grandfathers are lovely aren’t they. Well, unless they are the bad tempered crotchety ones you sometimes hear about.
We have lots of jokes and funny stories about grandfathers here, so enjoy and please do share them with your friends. We have buttons to make it easier for you to share our posts on Facebook and Twitter.
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Researching your family history can be really rewarding, but sometimes it can be more than a little frustrating as well. Sometimes I have so much trouble trying to track down members of my family tree, I begin to wonder if they weren’t all members of a witness protection program or […]
As usual on Christmas Day at Tommy’s house, the place was packed with relatives ready for Christmas dinner. His Grandfather called six year old Tommy over and started asking him about school, girlfriends and other stuff he could think of. After a while, his Grandpa noticed that Tommy was loosing […]
I recently went to visit my granddaughter and her husband and asked if I could borrow a newspaper. “This is the 21st century Granddad”, she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad”. I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him. As for […]
One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather were raking leaves out in the yard. Little Johnny suddenly came across an earthworm as it was exiting from its hole in the ground. He said, “Hey Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” His grandfather replied, […]
Two Irishmen, Murphy and Seamus were discussing the subject of life and death over drinks one night in a Dublin pub. The subject eventually got to old age, how long family members lived to and what eventually killed them off. “My grandfather was an old man who lived to be […]
Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ […]
Did you or one of your relatives have an outside toilet (a little house) out back when you were growing up? Literally for so many people it was the little house behind the house. We had one in my first house when I got married, but we never used it. […]
Reading this observation of how children view grandparents made me smile and feel good about being a grandparent myself. We know that children often see things in a unique way in their minds. The way that they see grandparents can often be very funny, as grandparents mostly don’t live with […]
A man went to visit his grandfather who was 95 years old and living in a nursing home. “How are you grandpa? he asked. “I’m feeling fine”” the old man replied. “What’s the food like?”, asked his grandson. “Terrific, wonderful menus”, the old man replied. “And the nursing. Are they […]
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench and he was busily munching on a bag of candy bars, one after another. After he had watched Little Johnny eat his sixth candy bar, an old man who had been observing him from the bench across from him walked over and […]
One day, a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and she was most surprised to see Grandpa get out of it. The police officer explained to her that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the park. “Why, Harold”, said Grandma, “You’ve been going to that park […]