A young boy sent a “get well soon” card to his grandfather who was in hospital. Inside the card he wrote this short message: Dear Grandpa,Mommy tells me that you went to the hospital for some tests.I hope you get an “A”!Love, Jack Awww don’t you just love the way […]
The Best Funny Grandfather Jokes
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Grandfather jokes are in our collection and of course grandfathers are lovely aren’t they. Well, unless they are the bad tempered crotchety ones you sometimes hear about.
We have lots of jokes and funny stories about grandfathers here, so enjoy and please do share them with your friends. We have buttons to make it easier for you to share our posts on Facebook and Twitter.
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A little girl stood there watching in fascination, as her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. When he was done, she asked him to remove his teeth again. So her grandfather took his false teeth out again, made funny faces without them, then popped them back […]
A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to heaven?” His Grandmother replied, “Oh […]
A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply from the patient: Well, it all started when I got married […]
Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where it was said that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, each of them had walked across the lake to the pub on the far […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. They just weren’t hitting it off […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
A young boy and his sister were talking to each other, discussing something that was obviously important to them, when the little boy got up, walked across the living room to his Grandpa and asked him, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa, who was half asleep […]
My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I will tell you the secret of my success”, he said. “I have been out in the open air day after […]
A young man was walking up to his grandparents house, when he noticed that his grandfather was sitting on the porch, in his rocking chair and he was naked from the waist down. Now he knew that his grandparents were getting on in years and old people do strange things, […]
A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant, oggling her with a […]
Two friends meet in the street and one of the friends looked rather sad, forlorn and down in the mouth. Saddened to see his forlorn friend, the other man asked, “Hey Bob, how come you look like your whole world caved in?” His forlorn friend said, “Well let me tell […]