A young boy sent a “get well soon” card to his grandfather who was in hospital. Inside the card he wrote this short message: Dear Grandpa,Mommy tells me that you […]
The Best Funny Grandfather Jokes
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Grandfather jokes are in our collection and of course grandfathers are lovely aren’t they. Well, unless they are the bad tempered crotchety ones you sometimes hear about.
We have lots of jokes and funny stories about grandfathers here, so enjoy and please do share them with your friends. We have buttons to make it easier for you to share our posts on Facebook and Twitter.
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A little girl stood there watching in fascination, as her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. When he was done, she asked him to remove his […]
A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and […]
A psychiatrist visited a mental hospital in California and asked a patient who didn’t seem to apparently have anything wrong with him, “How did you get here? What was the […]
Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where it was said that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]
A young boy and his sister were talking to each other, discussing something that was obviously important to them, when the little boy got up, walked across the living room […]
My Great Grandpa Eric was celebrating his 100th birthday and everyone at the party complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared, given his advanced years. “My friends, I […]
A young man was walking up to his grandparents house, when he noticed that his grandfather was sitting on the porch, in his rocking chair and he was naked from […]
A pretty young woman walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the shop assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. […]
Two friends meet in the street and one of the friends looked rather sad, forlorn and down in the mouth. Saddened to see his forlorn friend, the other man asked, […]