I do love stories about Government spending and how easy it is to just throw large sums of money away. Anyhow, the story goes that during the initial manned space flights in the 1960’s, NASA discovered that regular ball point pens wouldn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To try and […]
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The Irish Government Department of wages sent a representative out to interview Feargus, who owned a small farm in County Cork, claiming that he had not been paying proper wages to his staff. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, the representative demanded. “Well”, […]
To help save the economy, the Government are expected to announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors, instead of illegal immigrants. The reasoning behind this is that they can save Billions by lowering Social Security and Medicare costs. The execution of this new law is anticipated […]
The following are actual quotes from federal government employee performance evaluations. If you are like me, you love reading top ten lists like this, and I hope this list lives up to it’s potential. Given that the list is about federal government employees, who are reputed to not be the […]
A retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and was offered a job interview. The interviewer looked the man over and asked him, “Have you been in the military?” “Yes”, the man replied, “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years”. The […]
An oxymoron is a figure of speech that contain words that appear to contradict each other. It’s often referred to as a contradiction in terms. As with other rhetorical devices, oxymorons are used for a variety of purposes. Sometimes they’re used to create a little bit of drama for the […]
The old indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, while keeping an eye on the two US government officials that had been sent to interview him. “Chief,” one Government official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his […]
Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package and here is the ouctome of their findings . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling […]