A software engineer decided he needed a really good break from work after completing a long and complicated project, so he booked a luxury cruise to the islands of Polynesia […]
The Best Funny Gorgeous Woman Jokes
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We all love gorgeous women, well at least us men do. However that doesn’t stop funny stories being told about them. This is our collection of funny Gorgeous Women Jokes which we hope you enjoy and don’t take offense to.
As always, if you get a good laugh out of any of our jokes and funny stories, please help others to laugh at them as well by sharing them.
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Bridget had been working with her “Stammerers Action Group” for some time, but she was struggling to make progress with anyone in the group. She had tried every technique in […]
A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, […]
Murphy owned a furniture store in Dublin. His business was quite successful and he decided it would be a good idea to expand the line of furniture that he sold […]
Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]
Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to […]
So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed […]
This is a joke about a hand job and yes it’s a little bit rude, so if that’s not for you, just skip it and move along. We thought it […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
A married man was grocery shopping at his local supermarket when he noticed that a very attractive woman was waving at him. She walked up to him and said, “Hello” […]
This is an English love poem which I thought was so sweet and appropriate I couldn’t not share it with you. Nobody quite writes poetry like us English, you have […]
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in […]