Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up […]
The Best Funny Good News Jokes
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No jokes site would be complete without a collection of Good News Jokes and Bad News Jokes would it.
So we feel obligated to have our own collections of both Good News Jokes and Bad News Jokes for you to enjoy.
Some of these Good News Jokes are relatively new, but I use the term “relatively” very loosely as many are as old as the hills.
But no matter the age, they are still funny and we hope you enjoy this selection.
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that […]
A painter asked the art gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display in the art gallery at that time. “I have good […]
One day, a wealthy art collector who was worth millions had an unexpected visit from his laywer. The lawyer said to him: “I have some good news for you, but […]
One day while Bob and Vivian were walking past the swimming pool at the mental hospital where they were patients, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end. He immediately sank […]
Bob was a successful lawyer but he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help to find a cure […]
The slave master on the Roman galley stared down at his slaves who were rowing the Trireme across the sea and yelled at them: “Right you horrible lot, listen up. […]
This is a story that goes back a few years, to when the Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader […]
As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God pondered over this for a while, finally deciding that […]
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display at that time.
Have tou heard about the latest British Army cutbacks? As many people know, the government in the UK has been cutting back the military budget for some time now to […]