A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass. He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second shot, when he heard someone call out “FORE!”. Well the next thing you know, a ball slammed into the priest’s […]
The Best Funny Golfer Jokes
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Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”. The second woman said, “My husband is […]
The novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee at the first hole. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, the novice was greeted by the angry golfer, who let him […]
An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie. “Did you see where that golf ball went?” […]
Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol […]