As I am getting on a bit in years, during my recent medical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. So, I described to him what a typical day in my life was like… “Well Doctor, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, which consisted of […]
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The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]
A man is walking along the street, when a homeless person asked him if he had any spare change. The man stops, then asks the homeless person, “Will you buy booze?” The homeless person replies, “No.” The man then asks him, “Will you spend the money gambling it away?” Once […]
“I can’t believe it,” Bernie sobbed over the phone to his best friend Mike. “My wife left me for my golfing partner.” “Get a hold of yourself, man,” said Mike. “There are plenty of other women out there.” “Who’s talking about her?” said Bernie. “He was the only guy that […]
I came home after playing a round of golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. I read the note that she left and it said: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother”. So […]
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn’t include Sean O’Connor in the games anymore.
