Jokes tagged as:  Golf Balls

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The game of golf wouldn’t exist without golf balls, so naturally our collection of golf jokes features a number of funny golf stories that feature golf balls.

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Only One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?” […]

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Golf Balls

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]

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Green Golf Balls

Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag and says […]