Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them. Golf is like that, a game of skill that very often turns into […]
The Best Funny Golf Balls
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Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?” […]
If you love Polish golf jokes, we have a classic one here for you and this has to be the best Polish golf joke ever. Aleksander and Tarben are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final pair in the Polish Country Club Golf […]
An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie. “Did you see where that golf ball went?” […]
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]
Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex reached into his golf bag to get a ball and said to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He pulled a green golf ball out of his bag and said […]
Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol […]