The Best Funny Golf Balls

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The game of golf wouldn’t exist without golf balls, so naturally our collection of golf jokes features a number of funny golf stories that feature golf balls.

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Public Golf Course

One of the most frustrating jobs in the world might be manning the phones in the clubhouse at a public golf course. There are two kinds of people in the […]

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Playing A Round Of Golf

Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if […]

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Only One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, […]

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The Determined Lady Golfer

A determined lady golfer, especially if she is a real novice, well that’s something to see. This lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she […]

The Arrogant Golfer

An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee […]

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Golf Balls

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The […]

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Cow Tail

This is a story about a game of golf, a field of cows and a cow tale. So, two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last […]

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Green Golf Balls

Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex reached into his golf bag to get a ball and said to his […]

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Proud To Be A Golfer

Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the […]