One of the most frustrating jobs in the world might be manning the phones in the clubhouse at a public golf course. There are two kinds of people in the world. First there are those who play golf and understand the game, then second there are those who think that […]
The Best Funny Golf Balls
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Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them. Golf is just like this, a game of skill that very often turns […]
Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose […]
A determined lady golfer, especially if she is a real novice, well that’s something to see. This lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball most of the time. At each swipe she […]
If you love Polish golf jokes, you are sure to love this joke about the Polish Country Club Golf Championship. It’s definitely a classic one that we have here for you and this has to be possibly the best Polish golf joke ever. Ok, so Aleksander and Tarben were standing […]
An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie. “Did you see where that golf ball went?” […]
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]
This is a story about a game of golf, a field of cows and a cow tale. So, two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole of their round. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot and the ball flew […]
Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex reached into his golf bag to get a ball and said to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He pulled a green golf ball out of his bag and said […]
Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol […]