Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, both suffering with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND […]
Jokes tagged as: golden retriever
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A woman client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realised that it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. So, I turned on […]
In his younger days, our golden retriever Charlie often ran away when he had the chance, usually when our backs were turned for a minute or two. His veterinarian’s office was about a mile down the road, and Charlie would usually end up there. The office staff at the vets […]
A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]
Liver and cheese really don’t go together, so how then do you get liver and cheese together in a joke? Here’s how… Three male dogs were walking down the street when they spotted a beautiful female Poodle. The males were speechless. She was absolutely gorgeous, her hair all cut in […]
