Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, all died within minutes of each other and ended up together at the pearly gates of Heaven. When they went to enter through the gates, they were stopped by St. Peter and an obedient angel. St. Peter motioned for the girls […]
The Best Funny golden jokes
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Michael, Seamus and Paddy were out walking one day, when they came across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly took them to the top of his rainbow where they sat for a while just admiring the view. “If you slide down the rainbow”, the Leprechaun said to them, “and you shout […]
Many years ago, yes it sounds really bizarre I know, but a young boy was born without a belly button. Instead of a belly button, in its place was a golden screw. Oh come on, would I lie to you? Ok, ok so it’s a joke right and I’m using […]
Why is HONEY golden in color? A) BECAUSE OF THE SUN THE FLOWERS RECEIVE? B) BECAUSE FLOWER POLLEN IS NATURALLY GOLDEN? C) BECAUSE ITS MANUFACTURED THAT WAY? D) I DON’T KNOW. THE ANSWER MAY BE FOUND BELOW. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixy.org/5879428/
A minister died and he was waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to be admitted to Heaven. He has been there rather a long time, as there was rather a long queue of people waiting to get into Heaven and he was becoming rather impatient. Ahead of him was […]
In your travels, have you ever come across a church that had a golden telephone? Well, an Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter, he decided to write about British churches so he bought a train ticket and took a trip […]