The Best Funny golden jokes

6 posts

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/romitagirl67/29126920820

A Blonde A Redhead And A Brunette

Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, all died within minutes of each other and ended up together at the pearly gates of Heaven. When they went to […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.needpix.com/photo/93315/luck-rainbow-gold-pot-four-leaf-clover-shamrock-trefoil-treasure-treasure-pot

The Leprechaun’s Rainbow

Michael, Seamus and Paddy were out walking one day, when they came across a friendly Leprechaun, who kindly took them to the top of his rainbow where they sat for […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from http://www.peakpx.com/506139/brass-screw

The Golden Screw

Many years ago, yes it sounds really bizarre I know, but a young boy was born without a belly button. Instead of a belly button, in its place was a […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixy.org/5879428/

Why Is Honey Golden In Colour?

Why is HONEY golden in color?   A) BECAUSE OF THE SUN THE FLOWERS RECEIVE? B) BECAUSE FLOWER POLLEN IS NATURALLY GOLDEN? C) BECAUSE ITS MANUFACTURED THAT WAY? D) I […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/goal-door-closed-input-gate-iron-1166116/

In Line At The Pearly Gates

A minister died and he was waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to be admitted to Heaven. He has been there rather a long time, as there was rather […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Museo_de_la_Revolucion-Batista_golden_phone.jpg

The Golden Telephone

In your travels, have you ever come across a church that had a golden telephone? Well, an Englishman decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For […]