I realized the other day that now I am old, I’m rich! I’ve got: Silver in the hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the BloodLead in the Rump Iron in the Arteries And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I would accumulate […]
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In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach her young pupils about raw materials. She spend most of the lesson explaining to her class what raw materials were and how things were made out of them, then towards the end of the lesson, she […]