The Best Funny God Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/religion-faith-cross-light-hand-3452582/Hands up if you enjoy God jokes! If you do then we have brought together a huge collection of the best God jokes right here for you to enjoy. We also have some really bad God jokes here, what we call our “Oh God” collection!

Which God exactly are we telling jokes about? Well all of them, or at least potentially all of them. It doesn’t matter which God (or Gods) you believe in, old or modern, or whether you are an atheist (like me), we have a joke for you.

If you can’t find enough God jokes here to satisfy you, we also have a category for Religious Jokes which has more than 100 of the best funny stories about religion.


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Beer

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! This is a phrase that has been banded around over many years, beer or ale being something […]

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Conversation Between God And Eve

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God. “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you created me and provided this […]

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Mischievous Boys

A couple had two young boys, ages 8 and 10, who were loveable but at the same time excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew […]

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Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God. … “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call. I’m not sure whether […]