Don’t you think it’s really sweet when children write letters to God? Sometimes the way that children think and the things that they write are really funny. Precious I know, […]
The Best Funny God Jokes
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Hands up if you enjoy God jokes! If you do then we have brought together a huge collection of the best God jokes right here for you to enjoy. We also have some really bad God jokes here, what we call our “Oh God” collection!
Which God exactly are we telling jokes about? Well all of them, or at least potentially all of them. It doesn’t matter which God (or Gods) you believe in, old or modern, or whether you are an atheist (like me), we have a joke for you.
If you can’t find enough God jokes here to satisfy you, we also have a category for Religious Jokes which has more than 100 of the best funny stories about religion.
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God, having finally completed the creation of Earth, put down his tools, sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. “Look, Michael, look what I’ve […]
One fine sunny day, God was sitting in Heaven when a scientist went up to him and said, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a […]
This is a lovely story about a sweet old lady and a letter to God. Our postal workers do a great job don’t you think? Often postal workers seem to […]
St. Brigid of Kildare, now one of Ireland’s patron saints, having had a life of piety, died and went to Heaven. God greeted her warmly at the Pearly Gates. “Be […]
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said […]
One day, God was up in Heaven, looking down at Earth and was horrified when he saw all of the horrible behavior that was going on. He couldn’t comprehend just […]
This is a short story about saying Grace and ice cream. The relevance of the two? Read on and you will see. Sometimes I think that we forget the really […]
In the beginning, God created the earth, but thousands of years later, mankind decided that nicely manicured lawns were an improvement on the natural environment that God had created. Mankind, […]
One morning, St. Peter was on greeter duty at the Pearly Gates, when he heard a commotion from down the long and winding road that leads to the entrance to […]
I believe it is in the book of Genesis where the Bible says: “And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the […]
One day a little girl was sitting on her Grandfather’s knee, playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes […]