Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up […]
The Best Funny God Jokes
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Hands up if you enjoy God jokes! If you do then we have brought together a huge collection of the best God jokes right here for you to enjoy. We also have some really bad God jokes here, what we call our “Oh God” collection!
Which God exactly are we telling jokes about? Well all of them, or at least potentially all of them. It doesn’t matter which God (or Gods) you believe in, old or modern, or whether you are an atheist (like me), we have a joke for you.
If you can’t find enough God jokes here to satisfy you, we also have a category for Religious Jokes which has more than 100 of the best funny stories about religion.
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“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come […]
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of […]
Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” […]
Many of us know the main Gods of ancient Greece, but there were also many lesser known Greek Gods that you may never have heard of. So, to set the […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and […]
One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men […]
A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this. God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good […]
I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven […]
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other […]