Have you ever wondered why the Jews have Ten Commandments? Well, it’s a long story and a very old one too, but a few thousand years ago, God came up with this great idea for helping mankind and went to share it with the people of the Earth. God first […]
The Best Funny God Jokes
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Hands up if you enjoy God jokes! If you do then we have brought together a huge collection of the best God jokes right here for you to enjoy. We also have some really bad God jokes here, what we call our “Oh God” collection!
Which God exactly are we telling jokes about? Well all of them, or at least potentially all of them. It doesn’t matter which God (or Gods) you believe in, old or modern, or whether you are an atheist (like me), we have a joke for you.
If you can’t find enough God jokes here to satisfy you, we also have a category for Religious Jokes which has more than 100 of the best funny stories about religion.
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“Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” my grandson asked when he was visiting one day. Thinking about this question for a minute, I tried to come up with a reason, but as so often happens with young children, they ask the strangest questions which you can’t […]
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Amy raised her hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your […]
Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” and for many of us a part of the family, we would like to think that dogs go to Heaven […]
Many of us know the main Gods of ancient Greece, but there were also many lesser known Greek Gods that you may never have heard of. So, to set the record straight, to enlighten you, enhance your knowledge of ancient Greece and maybe to help you enlighten your friends (and […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”. Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. […]
One fine day in Heaven, St. Peter was sitting by the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived. St. Peter wasn’t quite sure what to do with these men in hoodies, so he looked out through the gates and said to them, “Wait here. I will be right back”. […]
A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this. God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking”. The cat thought for a minute and then […]
I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so bad that the people in the neighborhood started complaining to their parents about the boys. Being really fed up with […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being to “Explain God”. It’s amazing what children come up with and this story has some excellent points as well as […]
God went missing for six days from the Kingdom of Heaven, creating as you might imagine a bit of a panic. All the Angels, Apostles and the company of Heaven wondered where God had got to and search parties were sent out to find him. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him […]
Isn’t it wonderful how husbands and wives can both complement and insult each other at the same time, especially as they get older and have been married to each other for a number of years. It’s a wonder how marriages don’t end up as a blood bath the way some […]