While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, sir”, the cashier said with a smile. Then, forcing a straight face, the cashier added, “Would you perhaps like these […]
The Best Funny girlfriend
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A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when your partner doesn’t quite turn out to be the “dream match” that you imagined they would be. A relationship is […]
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. “Wow!”, I […]
There is a lucky man who has three gorgeous girlfriends, but he is in a dilemna because he does not know which one of the three girlfriends he should marry. So, he decides to give each of the three girlfriends $5,000 to see how each of them spends it. Well, […]
When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I […]
Just in case you think you have had a bad day, consider how it could have been much, much worse …. CURL UP AND DIE I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo […]
Arthur went to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she showed him into the living room. She excused herself to go to the kitchen to make them some drinks, and as he was standing there alone, looking around the room (as you do), he noticed a cute […]
This is a joke about an Irish toast. After dinner, Paddy raises his glass and toasts his girlfriend with the words “May you be in Heaven a half-hour before the devil knows you’re dead!” “What’s that mean?”. she asks him. “That is an authentic Irish toast” replies Paddy. “Oh. In […]
We have all heard of the phrase “revenge is sweet”, but nothing can be sweeter than this true story of a couple who had recently got divorced. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and […]
