An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book […]
The Best Funny girlfriend
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Next time you take a girl home for the first time, think carefully about how you unlock the door to your place. I know it sounds kind of weird, but […]
A young man went into a jewellery store and bought an expensive gold locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Would you like her name engraved upon it?” the jeweller […]
Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She […]
While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. […]
Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when […]
Rick was nearing the end of his senior year in high school, but unfortunately, like many other teenagers with siblings, he still had to share a bedroom which had bunk […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a […]
I phoned up an ex-girlfriend of mine the other day, she was a really gorgeous woman. We lost track of time on the phone, chatting about the wild nights we […]
A patient was being reviewed for possible release from the mental hospital. At his interview, when they asked him what he would do if he was released, he replied, “I […]