A young man went into a jewellery store and bought an expensive gold locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Would you like her name engraved upon it?” the jeweller asked him. The young man thought for a moment and then replied, “No, just engrave it with the following words:” […]
The Best Funny girlfriend
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Bob who was an extremely wealthy widower in his 70’s, turned up at the Country Club with an amazingly beautiful and very sexy young woman in her mid 20’s. She had everyone’s jaws dropping with her sexy looks and charm, his golfing buddies were literally gobsmacked. This gorgeous young woman […]
While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, sir”, the cashier said with a smile. Then, forcing a straight face, the cashier added, “Would you perhaps like these […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
Relationships are hard aren’t they. When we get into a relationship, most of us never really comprehend quite how difficult it is going to be to maintain it, especially when your partner doesn’t quite turn out to be the “dream match” that you imagined they would be. A relationship is […]
It doesn’t always pay to be a cheapskate, especially if it’s your wedding day and the pastor isn’t one to be taken for a ride. There was this cheapskate who would always try and avoid paying his debts if he could. After dating a young lady for some time the […]
An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose of Viagra. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe to take a double dose of Viagra”, […]
I phoned up an ex-girlfriend of mine the other day, she was a really gorgeous woman. We lost track of time on the phone, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together and just talking for hours. I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to […]
A patient was being reviewed for possible release from the mental hospital. At his interview, when they asked him what he would do if he was released, he replied, “I am going to make a slingshot and then come back here and break every damn window in the place.” Obviously, […]
There was once a lucky man who had three gorgeous girlfriends, but he was in a dilemna because he could not decide which one of the three girlfriends he should marry. So, he decided to give each of the three girlfriends $5,000 to see how each of them spent it. […]
When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I […]
Just in case you think you have had a bad day, consider how it could have been much, much worse …. CURL UP AND DIE I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo […]