We have all heard so much about Brexit in the news that most of us are sick of it, right! But do you know the real reason for the UK wanting to leave the European Union? According to the media, Brexit was all about the ability to trade with whichever […]
The Best Funny German Jokes
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Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from and whether you can see the funny side. Heaven is a place where the police are English, the chefs are […]
There was an incident this morning when five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stopped them and told them: “Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal?” the German driver asked. “Quattro means four!” replied […]
One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story. A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two […]
A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued to find that there was a different Hell for each country and that you actually had a choice of which […]
A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, […]
A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people still spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train that he […]