Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
The Best Funny German Jokes
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When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short story. A man was meeting up with a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two […]
A man dies and to his great disappointment he is sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrives, he finds that there is a different Hell for each country. He decides to try the German Hell to see what that is like, and […]
A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The man, who is clearly offended by this question, asks the clerk, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man then proceeds with a number of questions: If I […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, […]
A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]
A number of respected medical professionals from around the world were attending a doctors conference in New Orleans. Over lunch break, a small group of them was discussing how far medicine had advanced in each of their countries. One of the doctors was from Israel, another from Germany, one from […]
I know that this is an old joke about life in the trenches, it’s one that I myself heard when I was a young lad some 50 years ago, but as we have now reached the 100th anniversary of the start of the First World War, I think it’s an […]
