The Best Funny German Jokes

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The Germans, you either love them or hate them, and whatever you do, don’t mention “The War!”. This is our collection of German jokes. Enjoy…

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The Difference Between Heaven And Hell

Do you know the difference between Heaven and Hell? This is something most Europeans will understand and hopefully find really amusing, but I guess it depends where you come from […]

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The Italian Border Incident

There was an incident this morning when five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stopped them and told them: “Itsa illegala to […]

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What Does It Mean To Be British

One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, […]

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A Winter Scene

Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and […]

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Nine

When you hear someone call out “Nine” as you walk past, you think it’s a good thing right? That’s not always strictly correct, as you will see from this short […]

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Sent To Hell

A man died and to his great disappointment he was sent to Hell instead of being sent to Heaven as he expected. When he arrived in Hell, he was intrigued […]

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Polish Sausage

A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly […]

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Deserted Islands

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French […]

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Stranded On A Desert Island

On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 […]

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American Soldier

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was […]

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A Visit To Germany

A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, […]