A Geordie woman goes to the customer service desk at a garden centre. “Excuse me luv”, she says to the assistant, “have ya got a fern please?” “Yes madam, what variety would you like?” the assistant replied. “One with buttons so’s I can curl a taxi!” she said. Thanks to […]
The Best Funny geordie
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This is a short joke that really only an Englishman would understand, in particular a Geordie: So, a Geordie bloke goes into the hairdressers and asks “Can I have a perm please?” The hairdresser replies, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….” A Geordie is a person from Northumbria, and like […]